What the Heck
I did not watch President Bush's state of the Union yesterday, but according to the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Bush said something to the extent of "Human animal hybrids are really really bad"(not quoted verbatim). What the Heck. Apparently Bush has alligned himself with the I HATE PORKers against me.
Right now your probably thinking, "well rabbit-man has a good point, and he's so smart,and good looking, and really manly, and very strong, and he never asks for directions like a real man, but isn't he being kind of paranoid?"
My answer to you "No you stupid idiots NO, NO, NOOOOOOO."
You see Pres. Bush has recently filed several motions to monitor Google, Yahoo, and MSN internet searches. He says it is to sort out people searching for internet pornography, but I know better. He is spying on me, Rabbit-Man through the internets.
Somehow those I HATE PORKers have convinced Pres. Bush to join forces with them against me. Yes yes its all true. Why else would he say "Human animal hybrids are really really bad"(not quoted verbatim)? He has obviously been listening to Vicious Dreamers rants about me. All that I have to say is this, "Pres. Bush I have been a loyal subject, and I'm not a terrorist like those I HATE PORKers, why do you have to speak against me? As a half human half rabbit super being I have no control over how I came into being, so why do you forsake me?"
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