Zombiieess!!!

Recently I have confronted my archenemy vicious Dreamer on the american red army blog. While we were discussing something, vicious dreamer claimed that an archbishop of the catholic church can become a zombie. I'll give you a second to contemplate this...

First off an archbishop cannot be made into a zombie. Do you have any idea on how much the church protects against this. They would not let any one of their members become zombies, maybe they would let one of those deacon guys become one , but other wise they won't. To get around the church's zombie safeguards a zombie priest would have to dance around with a dead chicken at least twice as long as normal. The total amount of time doing all of this could be spent taking over the world with a zombie army.

If I had a zombie army I would take over the world. You know how easy it is? Zombies are so stupid, you could make them do anything. If you are bored have your zombies fight each other, that is always fun to watch, or you could have them reenact your favorite movies. Why use a DVD player when you can have your army of zombies recreate your favorite battle scenes from the lord of the rings trilogy, in full 3D action.

See look at this zombies devouring helpless tourists. Why do they look so happy though? They should be scarred dammit. Do they know what horrors await them as zombie slaves? Guess not.