Rabbit-man, The "only reason you're around the cryptozoologists is because you are a FREAK, who needs to be researched, along with chupacabras, and magical frogs. That's why they put you in a cage, and observe you, RABBIT-MAN. That's just it. I'm a human, you're a rabbit-man. You're an unexplained creature, and needs to be lobotomized. That's all."-Vicous Dreamer

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Zombiieess!!!


Recently I have confronted my archenemy vicious Dreamer on the american red army blog. While we were discussing something, vicious dreamer claimed that an archbishop of the catholic church can become a zombie. I'll give you a second to contemplate this...

First off an archbishop cannot be made into a zombie. Do you have any idea on how much the church protects against this. They would not let any one of their members become zombies, maybe they would let one of those deacon guys become one , but other wise they won't. To get around the church's zombie safeguards a zombie priest would have to dance around with a dead chicken at least twice as long as normal. The total amount of time doing all of this could be spent taking over the world with a zombie army.

If I had a zombie army I would take over the world. You know how easy it is? Zombies are so stupid, you could make them do anything. If you are bored have your zombies fight each other, that is always fun to watch, or you could have them reenact your favorite movies. Why use a DVD player when you can have your army of zombies recreate your favorite battle scenes from the lord of the rings trilogy, in full 3D action.

See look at this zombies devouring helpless tourists. Why do they look so happy though? They should be scarred dammit. Do they know what horrors await them as zombie slaves? Guess not.

11 comments:

Blogger KEvron said...

just how obtuse can peole like kent pretend to be, eh? thanks for calling him on his bullshit.

KEvron

Wed Feb 15, 10:28:00 PM

 
Blogger KEvron said...

oh, and....

zombies.

i don't care how much makeup they wear, they're just not sexy.

KEvron

Wed Feb 15, 10:31:00 PM

 
Anonymous necrophiliac said...

What are you talking about? ZOMBIES ARE SEXXXY !!! (whistle)

Thu Feb 16, 11:51:00 PM

 
Blogger Rabbit-man said...

Now I am not going to stand for this objectifying of zombies. This is what is wrong with America, too much focus is placed on people's looks, and not on what is on the inside....Like guts, and delicious brains mmmmmmm

Fri Feb 17, 05:24:00 PM

 
Anonymous necrophiliac said...

What are you talking about? ALl the insides of the zombies are already rotten, torn apart. And THAT'S what makes them so SEXXXY!
By the way, you British just don't get it, do you?

Fri Feb 17, 05:53:00 PM

 
Blogger Rabbit-man said...

All right necrophiliac that's it you are going to be posted on my hate list.
1. Kittens
2. I HATE PORK
3. Animal planet
4. Vicious dreamer
5. Necrophiliac

Fri Feb 17, 06:18:00 PM

 
Blogger Rabbit-man said...

6. Communism
7. Socialism
8. Britain
9. Aliens
10. chupacabras
11. Hd dvd
12. Blu ray dvd
14. school buses
15. Humans

Fri Feb 17, 06:21:00 PM

 
Blogger Rabbit-man said...

oh and to be fair...
16. Capitalism

Fri Feb 17, 06:23:00 PM

 
Blogger KEvron said...

you forgot "poland"....

KEvron

Sun Feb 19, 07:49:00 PM

 
Anonymous necrophiliac said...

Come on, buddy! Just go to a grave once and for awhile! You'll know exactly why it's so fun. They don't complain, they just make a moaning sound.

Wed Feb 22, 10:44:00 PM

 
Blogger Rabbit-man said...

Necrophiliac I didn't even notice your post until just now. What the hell are you talking about. Zombies don't moan, because their vocal chords are decayed, what you are probably hearing is the gases left in their body escapi....

Ohh nasty necrophiliac you are bumped up the list. I now hate you more than vicious dreamer.

SEE LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO YOU MADE ME HATE VICIOUS DREAMER LESS! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!!!!!

Fri Feb 24, 06:36:00 PM

 

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