Rabbit-man, The "only reason you're around the cryptozoologists is because you are a FREAK, who needs to be researched, along with chupacabras, and magical frogs. That's why they put you in a cage, and observe you, RABBIT-MAN. That's just it. I'm a human, you're a rabbit-man. You're an unexplained creature, and needs to be lobotomized. That's all."-Vicous Dreamer

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Rabbit-man, the man, the myth, the legend..

Hello everyone, recently I stumbled upon some comic book covers that depicted me in my youth, when I was fighting Nazis. Marvel at my powers, I mean How many bloggers can say that they punched Hitler in the face. I'll tell you how many, 1.....ME RABBIT-MAN *insert heroic music*

Also this picture is for you young'uns who don't remember me in my Nazi fighting days.

So any way my point is I am so freaking awesome. I have a semi successful blog, and I have taken down two world tyrants/dictators. How can anyone dislike me Rabbit-man........RABBIT-MAN.....

Everyone take note, I Rabbit-man will be the Ruler of all Blogs.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Rabbit-man Sez volume 1

So I have been absolutely flooded with mail from readers recently, most of them saying how great I am, and how they quote me so people will think they are smart, and how charasmatic I am....I could go on and on, but don't worry, I will talk about how great I am in a future post, or maybe I won't. Yeah what are you gonna do about it punk.....yeah that's what I thought.

So where was I..oh yes the topic of the column...uhhhh. yes okay....I remember now, you see recently I recieved an e-mail from a reader that said...
"Hey Rabbit-man, you are so awesome, but whenever I tell people that I read blogs at school they say 'blogs are for loosers who have no friends'. Is this true Rabbit-man, do you have no friends?"-signed dumbass

Well Mr. Dumbass, let me answer your question.... Yes you have no friends, but do not fret, because I Rabbit-man will give you some of my friends. Yes I think I have 590 something friends on this blog, so feel free to take some, it's not like I'm using them anyway.....Wait....oh snap...I'm sorry Mr. Dumbass I misread your question....DID YOU JUST SAY THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, WHAT THE F***. LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND YOUR LOGIC, BECAUSE I SLAVE AWAY AT THE COMPUTER FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES, EACH WEEK, THIS MEANS I HAVE NO FRIENDS. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man let me think for a minute here, I think I had a friend once, but then I realized I was too cool for them, yeah that's right, and after I defeated him in a steel cage texas death match, we weren't friends anymore. Anyway, I don't have time for friends. Look at this sample of how my time is divided out between other activities.

Cryptozoology-90%
Blog-3%
Insane ranting on the street-7%
Friends- 0%!!!!!

You can't be a successful cryptozoologist and have a whole, bunch of friends it's impossible!! No shut up, I said it is impossible DAMNIT!!!!The world is safer with Rabbit-man the Cryptozoologist, not Rabbit-man, the friend running around.
I hope I have answered your question Mr. Dumbass, and if I didn't, then too bad, because the column is over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

7 comments:

Blogger Mr. E said...

Rabbit-man you fool. Your profile says you are 17 how could you fight Hitler?

Thu Mar 16, 02:07:00 PM

 
Blogger Francisco Bolivar said...

Jackass... Are you legitimizing the Iraq war? Huh?

Tue Mar 21, 04:37:00 PM

 
Blogger Francisco Bolivar said...

And is that photoshop? Very subtle.

Tue Mar 21, 04:41:00 PM

 
Blogger aaaaaa said...

you know nothing mr. e
he is 17 in cuniculhoman years (latin for rabbit-man) - not to be confused with homocuniculun years (latin for man-rabbit) which sounds like homonculus.

Tue Mar 21, 05:55:00 PM

 
Blogger Rabbit-man said...

WEll well well it appears that my other archenemy Francisco Bolivar has come back to life, or that asassin missed, AGAIN....

Now we here at blogs are blasphemy have no political bias, we don't support or hate any wars here. All that I was doing was destroying a dictator. Now maybe people like you, Francisco, like dictators....god damn saddam sitting there trying to assasinate his own kids, torturing people, and even WORSE WRITING FREAKING ROMANCE NOVELS......so if I offended you I am sorry.....NOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh yeah basically that picture was of me killing saddam AFTER he was deposed, so I was not supporting any war, since technically he is a prisoner, or something.

Besides that poster is a propaganda made 'by the U.S. gov. to get people to buy war bonds. I was just posting a picture of myself IS THAT SO WRONG I ASK?!?!?!?!?!?!

AND WHAT THE F IS PHOTOSHOP?

And yes Jack is Right I Think.

Tue Mar 21, 08:08:00 PM

 
Blogger Mr. E said...

Well jack Homunculus does mean little man/human in latin, so saying human in latin should sound like homunculus.

Tue Mar 21, 11:37:00 PM

 
Blogger Rabbit-man said...

It looks like I have won the arguments on this post. HAHAHA Francisco chickened out I rabbit-man reign SUPREME!!!

Fri Mar 24, 09:50:00 PM

 

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