Rabbit-man, the man, the myth, the legend..
So any way my point is I am so freaking awesome. I have a semi successful blog, and I have taken down two world tyrants/dictators. How can anyone dislike me Rabbit-man........RABBIT-MAN.....
Everyone take note, I Rabbit-man will be the Ruler of all Blogs.
Rabbit-man Sez volume 1
So I have been absolutely flooded with mail from readers recently, most of them saying how great I am, and how they quote me so people will think they are smart, and how charasmatic I am....I could go on and on, but don't worry, I will talk about how great I am in a future post, or maybe I won't. Yeah what are you gonna do about it punk.....yeah that's what I thought.
So where was I..oh yes the topic of the column...uhhhh. yes okay....I remember now, you see recently I recieved an e-mail from a reader that said...
"Hey Rabbit-man, you are so awesome, but whenever I tell people that I read blogs at school they say 'blogs are for loosers who have no friends'. Is this true Rabbit-man, do you have no friends?"-signed dumbass
Well Mr. Dumbass, let me answer your question.... Yes you have no friends, but do not fret, because I Rabbit-man will give you some of my friends. Yes I think I have 590 something friends on this blog, so feel free to take some, it's not like I'm using them anyway.....Wait....oh snap...I'm sorry Mr. Dumbass I misread your question....DID YOU JUST SAY THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, WHAT THE F***. LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND YOUR LOGIC, BECAUSE I SLAVE AWAY AT THE COMPUTER FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES, EACH WEEK, THIS MEANS I HAVE NO FRIENDS. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man let me think for a minute here, I think I had a friend once, but then I realized I was too cool for them, yeah that's right, and after I defeated him in a steel cage texas death match, we weren't friends anymore. Anyway, I don't have time for friends. Look at this sample of how my time is divided out between other activities.
Insane ranting on the street-7%
You can't be a successful cryptozoologist and have a whole, bunch of friends it's impossible!! No shut up, I said it is impossible DAMNIT!!!!The world is safer with Rabbit-man the Cryptozoologist, not Rabbit-man, the friend running around.
I hope I have answered your question Mr. Dumbass, and if I didn't, then too bad, because the column is over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA