Vicious Dreamer Man or Pig-hating Devil man
I have been sitting on this story for quite some time now, but I have decided to reveal it, because you, the reading public, need to know.
As anyone who follows my blog religiously may know I have recently made enemies with an insane cult of vegetarian-terrorists, known as the I HATE PORKers, and for quite some time I have been trying to warn the public about the I HATE PORKers, and their nefarious ways. You people may have also paid attention to my various intellectual battles with the man known as Vicious Dreamer, who thinks he is a greater cryptozoologist than me. I'll just let the shock of that sink in..........
Anyways Vicous dreamer constantly mentions his "team of cryptozoologists", and I was never able to figure out who they were until now. You see, vicious dreamer is an I HATE PORKer, and they are part of his Cryptozoology team.
Now it all makes sense. The I HATE PORKers knew that I was on to them, and they sent their mindless, brainwashed pawn vicious dreamer to my blog, to destroy my credibility, and after several epic debates Vicious Dreamer almost did just that.
Anyway my point is the I HATE PORKers will do anything to stop their enemies, even blow stuff up, and I for one will be paying careful attention to any ticking noises I hear from now on. This message has to get out the I HATE PORKers are trying to take over the world, and you might be next.